Forgive me for this thought, but fire alams at 3.15am are not funny. Especially when no-one tells you they are a fire alarm
I don’t have much in hospital but I didn’t want to lose the MIL’s reading book, my wallet, photo frame or laptop, so I did what all bad fire alarm ‘experiencers’ do and spent 5 minutes shoving everything into the smallest bag I could find in case the alarm became louder and they ushered outside, in fact, in case they ushered anything to us!! “me, oh no I always keep this suitcase of stuff packed under my bag!!”
The long and short of it was it was either a practice or a very quiet real thing…. I wonder how many other patients were squirrelling around behind their doors trying to workout what the hell was happening!!